#23 Kawaii Wong Dead and Boney Macaroon

Once upon a time a tiny meteorite landed on a macaroon and it came to life. This little macaroon was too cute and had all the answers to mankind's problems. Then one day it's handler or handicap accessible assistant laid him down on a table as she went to the bathroom to do number two. This Macaroon was chomped down on by a hungry poor bastard who thought it was a free game dessert. He obviously lost some teeth. This macaroon squealed like a newborn baby pig. Then he passed out and was silent. He was delicious but deadly to the enamel. All the pastry texture inside kept the blood from gushing out. Doctors tried to revive it but could not. The doctors were upset and they couldn't handle the death of cuteness. They all resigned from their positions. They all could not eat macaroons anymore. Human kind degraded went back to war and back to cannibalism.